Sam's sporty superness!!!

Hi,

I would just like to NOTIFY everyone that I'm seriously awesome. First, I've managed to *ahem* CATCH JULIA DROOLING OVER THE LATEST FASHIONS! I HEAR THAT! Really? Oh, too bad so sad. *cackle* AND, my soccer, lacrosse, basketball, baseball, softball, swim team, hockey, ringette, and. um... what was it? Oh, yeah, ski teams are all on there way to VICTORY!!!! Ooh, mom's Skype is popping up n down like a bunny rabbit. *answers* Really, Julia, it's jumping up AND down like a JACK RABBIT! My gosh, would it kill you to check the dictionary once in a while? Um... Hello? OMIGOSH! MY FRIEND MCKENNA WHO MOVED TO ARGENTINA! Wait... I don't have a friend McKenna who moved to Argentina... WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS??? WAH!!! Oh, quit your blubbering. Ooh, nice word. Thank you! AHEM!!!!! Where are you, Global Girl? Did someone hack onto your computer? Oh my, mom's friend, um, let me see... Irishdancerainbows! Hello, Irish Dancerainbows! Wait.. Mom's friend? HANG UP HANG UP HANG UP!!!! Don't you DARE hang up on me! Wait, what's a hacker? It sounds, intriguing! Oh my gosh, Samantha. *hangs up* That was disastrous! VERY