Sam's Diary-Entry 1

Everyone expects I'm the girl who hates acting and getting dressed up and keeping journals.... But they are WRONG
-A genius quote by Samantha

Dear Diary,
YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE IT!!! I was chosen to star in mom's stop music video (stop motion) which is On top of the world! I had, like, a JILLION costume changes. However, mom's tripod is SUPER ANNOYING and when it's aimed to low, it falls over so it's not the best, but still it's awesome! I am an incredible actress, if you did not know this already.  'skid;fl;kid 'sky I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!! momwhatwereuuuuuthinjkjihn My journal entry, NOT YOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whatever. She got to star, and I got the minor part?I'm such a better acrerhtuihj as 
*READ ME* PLOT:
Elizabeth (hem, me) always has wanted to be a singer. So, when she sees a newspaper article saying there are opportunities in... uh, where was it... oh yeah, DOLLYWOOD! she is like :0 this is my chance! I'm going for it. So she does and she leaves and she sees these to girls who are picture perfect and she pictures them as not picture perfect. She arrives at the studio and auditions and the directress who is one of the picture perfect people is like u amazing! So, she becomes a mega star named Liz Beth, and everyone is like ahh Liz Beth u are so amazing! Hey, if you want to hear my song, hem, mom's song, remarkable, let us know. She's sad though, and one day she looks across the room and sees the outfit she came in and decides to go back home.... AWWW!

Sam's sporty superness!!!

Hi,

I would just like to NOTIFY everyone that I'm seriously awesome. First, I've managed to *ahem* CATCH JULIA DROOLING OVER THE LATEST FASHIONS! I HEAR THAT! Really? Oh, too bad so sad. *cackle* AND, my soccer, lacrosse, basketball, baseball, softball, swim team, hockey, ringette, and. um... what was it? Oh, yeah, ski teams are all on there way to VICTORY!!!! Ooh, mom's Skype is popping up n down like a bunny rabbit. *answers* Really, Julia, it's jumping up AND down like a JACK RABBIT! My gosh, would it kill you to check the dictionary once in a while? Um... Hello? OMIGOSH! MY FRIEND MCKENNA WHO MOVED TO ARGENTINA! Wait... I don't have a friend McKenna who moved to Argentina... WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS??? WAH!!! Oh, quit your blubbering. Ooh, nice word. Thank you! AHEM!!!!! Where are you, Global Girl? Did someone hack onto your computer? Oh my, mom's friend, um, let me see... Irishdancerainbows! Hello, Irish Dancerainbows! Wait.. Mom's friend? HANG UP HANG UP HANG UP!!!! Don't you DARE hang up on me! Wait, what's a hacker? It sounds, intriguing! Oh my gosh, Samantha. *hangs up* That was disastrous! VERY